THE HUMAN
FUTURES
MARKET

Technical Guide to Human Commodification & Consciousness Trading

When neural bandwidth becomes tradeable assets,
emotions transform into securitized products,
and human consciousness becomes a transferable commodity

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The Technical Manual for Human Commodification

The Human Futures Market book cover - A Technical Manual for the Commodification of Everything by Josh Luberisse, featuring dystopian financial themes and human commodification concepts
FORMAT: MANUAL
STATUS: CLASSIFIED
RISK: EXTREME

A comprehensive guide to the financial engineering of human experience. Learn how neural bandwidth becomes tradeable assets, emotions transform into securitized products, and consciousness itself becomes a transferable commodity in the emerging human futures market.

TOMBSTONE ANNOUNCEMENT
"Essential reading for anyone who will help decide whether humans remain persons or become portfolios"
— DEAL CLOSING ANNOUNCEMENT
TRANSACTION VALUE: UNDISCLOSED
CLOSING DATE: WHEN RESISTANCE ENDS
REGULATORY APPROVAL: PENDING

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

TRADING DASHBOARD OVERVIEW

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CH.01

COGNITIVE REAL ESTATE

Leasing neural bandwidth by the gigahertz

ETHICAL GREEK∂P/∂ε = -0.73
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CH.02

EMOTIONAL DERIVATIVES

Securitizing feelings into tradeable instruments

ETHICAL GREEK∂V/∂σ = 0.42
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CH.03

BIOLOGICAL SUBSCRIPTIONS

Bodies as service, consciousness as commodity

ETHICAL GREEK∂Θ/∂t = -0.91
CH.04

TEMPORAL ARBITRAGE

Trading lifespans across demographic markets

ETHICAL GREEK∂Γ/∂S = 1.24
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CH.05

IDENTITY LIQUIDATION

Converting personhood into liquid assets

ETHICAL GREEK∂Δ/∂r = -2.15
CH.06

RESISTANCE PROTOCOLS

Technical countermeasures for human preservation

ETHICAL GREEK∂R/∂H = ∞
UNITED STATES SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION
PRELIMINARY PROSPECTUS
HUMANITY, INC.
(Proposed ticker: HMAN)

BUSINESS OVERVIEW: Humanity, Inc. operates as a comprehensive human commodification platform, converting biological and cognitive assets into tradeable financial instruments. Our proprietary technology stack enables real-time pricing of consciousness, emotion, and physical capacity across global markets.

REVENUE MODEL: Transaction fees on human futures contracts (2.5%), cognitive bandwidth leasing (recurring), emotional derivative trading (commission-based), and biological subscription services (SaaS model).

RISK FACTORS: Regulatory uncertainty regarding human rights legislation, potential resistance from legacy "personhood" advocacy groups, technological obsolescence of human consciousness, and moral hazard inherent in commodifying sentience.

This preliminary prospectus contains forward-looking statements about the systematic conversion of human experience into financial assets. Actual dystopia may vary from projections. Please read full risk disclosures before surrendering personhood.

COMMODIFICATION CALCULATOR

REAL-TIME HUMAN ASSET VALUATION

CURRENT MARKET VALUE
$152,929
*This is what you're worth when everything is tradeable

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TRANSACTION PROCESSING: REAL-TIME
SETTLEMENT: T+0 (IMMEDIATE)
CUSTODY: IRREVERSIBLE